Jake Miller is willing to do pretty much anything for the children, even shave his glorious baby eating beard.

Nick and Selena These two are also willing to do pretty much anything for donations for the children

Elijah will become the slender man, among other horrible things.

Matthew will do anything, LITERALLY ANYTHING!

Brain is a slave to the children. His will is the internet's for donations.

stephen serves the chillins, he will even get a haircut, you filthy hippy.

Sarah will gladly down a terrifying peanut butter, mustard and seaweed sandwich.